When You Want Proof You Went On A Date …

Tips for Taking a “Date Night” (or date breakfast) Photo

(1) Don’t bring your dslr — take a point and shoot for the ease of the stranger you ask to take a picture of you and your date.

(2) Don’t choose a location that caters to the elderly (i.e. Cracker Barrel in the morning) …. they may or may not be able to see through the viewfinder or the lcd screen to focus on you and your date.

(3) Don’t be above “giving up” on the elderly man/woman/server handling your camera.  You’ll be there one day too and you too will be easily flustered by that heavy new-fangled contraption.  Just smile, let them do what they can do … and THEN take separate pictures of you and your date.  That’s right — one picture of you and one of your date.

(4) Open Photo-Shop and merge the two photos.

(4) Google tips for “removing post-partum face flab from photos”

(5) No, seriously …. do it.  That pic needs it.

(6) Resolve not take a posed photo on a Cracker Barrel pew ever again… especially after eating.  It’s not a good look for anyone.  Especially those who indulge on eggs, bacon, french toast, and biscuits and gravy.

(7) Decide that  — despite the fact the picture is somewhat of a fake — you and your date do look good together and it’s no wonder God gave you so many babies.

(8) Remind yourself those babies are worth it… even at 12:30 am, 1:15 am, 2:36 am, 3:59 am and 4:44 am.

(9) Really.  They’re worth it.

(10) They will be.  Some day.

 p.s.  don’t forget to wear make-up for future dates.  Especially when dealing with those babies that refuse to sleep.  Ever.

 

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Rachel Lacy is the author of Following In My Shoes, where she blogs about Mommyhood, Family-Friendly Recipes and Bento Lunches, and Life in Texas. She is a lover of all things Coffee and Nutella. Connect with Rachel Lacy on Google+ and stop by the Following In My Shoes Facebook page.

Comments

  1. My DH and I try to go on a date every month. I have never thought about having someone take our picture. Will have to remember this for now on :)

  2. What a FAB idea! I think I may have to steal the idea myself as we don’t go on a lot of dates. I like the morning date idea as well. Thanks for sharing! LOVE your tips too. :)

  3. Tee hee. Well I think you look adorable, and most importantly, happy.

    Did you notice the thermometer behind you that says “stronger to last longer”? Fitting. :)

  4. I LOL’d #7. You DO look good together, but unless you’re hiding them, you’ve only made 2 babies. You should make more. : D

  5. Thanks for the laugh, Rachel.

    I think you look fabulous, btw.

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