(Thank you, CharmaineZoe, for this VERY applicable graphic!)
I wish I had a laptop. Or, at the very least, I wish I had ANY computer that didn’t move at a snail’s pace.
I love digital scrapping; it’s a cheap hobby and I don’t have to worry about the Little Lady running off with scissors. I do not, however, love scrapping with my cantankerous computer. I just spent 2 days — TWO DAYS — working on a layout that should not have taken more than an hour. ABSOLUTELY FREAKIN’ RIDICULOUS!!!!
Have you seen Office Space? Do you remember where the characters annihilated the hated fax-machine/copier? I would LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to do that to my computer. I hate my computer. It freezes all the time, can’t handle more than one thing at a time, and does whatever it can to make my on-line life miserable! I know it’s out to get me but I cannot figure out why???? I haven’t trash-talked about it . . . till now. I’ve never dropped it on its head; I’ve never done ANYTHING to upset its feelings. Instead of thanking my kind care with lightening quick downloads and program starts, it drags its feet, making me wait 8, 6, 7, 5, 3 or 9 minutes for a program to do what I want it to do.
Well, as payment for your “kind” assistance over the past year, consider your days NUMBERED, you stupid piece of plastic and miscellaneous parts!!!!!!! I’m scouring Ebay, Dell, and Mac for my next best friend. It’s only a matter of time!
