- Why is it that no one ever told me kids can make a bigger, more disgusting mess than a pack of dogs?
- Who is this little boy, Justin Bieber, and why does everyone think he’s the HAWT-EST thing ever created?
- Why does bacon smell so good when it’s cooking but annoyingly reek the rest of the day as it clings to your hair and clothing?
- Why is the rest of the county just starting to talk about it getting “warm” and our weather man is talking about the weekend’s heat indexes (around 104 — yay, us)?
- How can you — for a minute — think you look good . . . and then the next moment feel like the Thing From the Black Lagoon?
- When did my {nearly} three year old learn to act like a thirteen year old and how do I break her from rolling her eyes?
- Am I the only who cringes every single time Luann (the Countess from the Real Housewives of New York) starts singing her stupid song? GAH! Seriously, WHO told this woman she could sing?
- Why is it that every time it looks like we FINALLY have a family that sleeps through the night . . . BOTH kidlets decide to start waking at least twice? And, why are the hours between 12:30 and 5:00 their preferred window of time for dragging me out of bed?
- Um . . . is Father’s Day really this weekend? Oops.
**Update: my husband tried to trick me. Father’s Day is NOT this weekend. Silly Boy.
