If you follow me on Facebook, you saw some frantic updates this week. Just a few Mommy moments where I teetered on the edge of insanity, panic, and disgust.
First, she pulled gum OUT of the trashcan and chewed it.
Then, she went outside and tried to drink OUT of the rabbit’s water bottle.
Finally, she brought a slug IN my house.
MY HOUSE!!!!
Yep, my Little Lady picked up that slimy thing, put him on her baby, and proudly carried both slug and baby in to show Hubby and me.
We were supposed to be impressed.
Only Hubby was.
I was too distracted by the trail of slime all over the Little Lady’s hands. . . and her mouth.
No questions passed my lips; I decided “ignorance is bliss!”