Ladies and gentlemen, please refrain from ripping your clothes and smearing ashes in your hair. Rachel will be here soon, I promise!
As I washed, I sang the ABCs (l.m.n.o.pâ€¦) just to make sure I cleaned long enough to avoid catching any communicable diseases. And just as the bubbles were making their way down the drain (t.u.vâ€¦), my eye caught site of the product description on the metal box (y & zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz). Beads of water dripped slowly, streaking the floor as I realized what I was looking at. Behind door number 1: â€œBlack Studded.â€ And, for you lovely contestants, behind door number 2: â€œScented.â€ I could imagine it now: pine-scented tampons with black-colored steel studs. Eeeeewie! and Ouuuuuuie! all at the same time.