(1) WHAT THE HECK??? My stomach AND my butt both curve out exactly the same. I look like a walking joke . . . from Saturday Night Live. Sigh.
(2) Well, CRAP . . . my two year old has learned to be a potty mouth because her hormonal, sleep-deprived mama can’t control her own mouth. Hubby is going to LOVE this new development.
(3) I JUST WANT TO SLEEP!
(4) Shut up — No! No! No! No! That is all the more reason why I need c-section. That’s the only plan.
(6) YES! I can plant pumpkins!!!!
(7) This is what you consider to be THE development of all developments?